Mike Lindell

a Biden supporter in Trump supporter's clothing

a more chill/moderate version: Ron DeSantis

Ignore that extremist retard Nick Fuentes, that dude is just a Mike Lindell

by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023

Mike and Marcos law

The observation that when the number of individuals for a given party increases to 3 or higher, the increased likelihood that the desired outcome of the planned event will diminish.

Look like no one here at the party, where everyone? Mike and Marcos law!

Let's keep this movie event at 3 people to keep Mike and Marcos law from happening.

by MardoMarket August 2, 2021

mike

MIKE IS THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE ENTIRE EARTH AND EVERYONE HATES HIM. HE HAS PUSSY HAIR and he is HORRIBLE at basketball. even tho he thinks he is good he is really bad and no one likes him.
he never shares any homework with anyone because he thinks he is better than everyone and he thinks he has a giant dick but in real life it is MICROSCOPIC. he always tries to beat people in english and write more than them and decided to make his english narrative coursework on his poop getting stuck in his first dates toilet.
mike is not very kind and he loves to bully everyone and take pictures on peoples laptops without their permission
he also loves to sing but when people comment on it and say his singing is bad he starts to cry and goes to the bathroom to let out his feelings and cry. HE IS A CRYBABY.
he is also gay for anton
and lukas
and valdemar
both valdemars
and he loves tea
and loves saying "ahahahhahahaha" to bully aleixia and vigdis because he thinks its funny
and he loves snooping on peoples messages
thats all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: "my name is mike"
Me: *runs*

Mike: "my name is mike"
me: *slaps his face*

by amazinau March 8, 2022

for the love of Mike

used to accompany an exasperated request or to express dismay.

"for the love of Mike take off those shoes!"

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024

Mike-a-veli Special

A hockey goal scored by one-timing through the five hole of a goalie.

Oh get real, that's a Mike-a-veli Special.

by Da Hamburgla January 4, 2010

Bike Mike

A clever and experienced mult-tasker named Mike that uses his bike as his main transportation and was the first to bring the “electric bike” to Beach Blvd. He entertains his comrades with his clever one liners, sarcastic teasers and Super Sick playlist. Known for his loyalty, leadership, charisma, and respect for the street.

Bike Mike was cruising down Beach last night fast as hell rocking out to Misfit on his loud speaker. Yep Bike Mike is so rad!

by Fien-machine December 21, 2023

Mike Smith

The generic name you call someone who is trying to hide their ethnic heritage.

Stop being a Mike Smith

by Johnny hustle July 25, 2022