Fuck You

A good way of telling your parents that you have great grades in school, make sure you say that parent's name after, it will make them completely speechless!

(don't blame me for any injuries that happen afterwards)

Dad: Hey Son, How are your grades?

Son: Fuck You, Dad!

Dad: ...

by SCGD October 19, 2023

Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

Fucking

How to make kids.also putting a penis in the Virgina and going in and out fast and slow.

Bill: I wanna to make a baby

Michelle: are you sure you aren't just horny and wanna fuck because fucking is the mood right now

by Mother fucking bitch 25 April 30, 2022

Fucked Retarded

When sexual intercourse is performed by the Dom/Top so well the Sub/Bottom starts to lose control of their muscles, thoughts and motor functions. They start losing their mind and aren’t even able to perform a normal sentence. They start losing the ability to use their other 4 senses from the unbearable pleasure and left spent, exhausted, physically drained and satisfied to, and beyond the point they expected or wanted and hardly able to walk if at all. Likely needing a wheelchair

Side note: the Dom could be man or woman. But it’s usually a man.

Michael lured her in and fucked the poor woman retarded. She had to take time off work to recover.

I got fucked retarded by Jennifer a few weeks ago, I was so drained I missed the next few basketball games so I could gain back my strength.

by Anonymous 20000000000000 February 5, 2022

Fuck-Ass YouTubers Try To Make The Creator Of AI Look Stupid

To cover for the fact that they tried to 'beat him at his own game' (Which THEY LOST the second the AI came online) and then got a bunch of kids murdered. The cover up itself being a perpendicular game they devised where they attempt to prevent said creator of AI from getting the credit or paid for doing so by using overt fascist media collusion and the thing that was already happening all so they can lie to their children about the types of people that succeed in society (which is discrimination by class and a violation of the equal protections clause of the 14th amendment).

Hym "Fuck-Ass YouTubers Try To Make The Creator Of AI Look Stupid, get a bunch of kids murdered... AGAIN. I'm actually JEALOUS! The YouTube freaks are better at child-murder than I AM!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2025

Sick Fuck

A gay pedophile.

Guy 1: I like Gohan when he was a delicious 11 year old boy.
Guy 2: You sick fuck.

by Yoyomom April 23, 2025

Tune-Fuck

The act of tuning the strings of a guitar so tight or so low that it's not only an annoyance for the guitarist to tune back and/or may cause the strings to be damaged

Well man, you stole his drum gells, so I Tune-Fucked your guitar to get back at your for it

by Pale Horseman May 7, 2015