National Boris Day

Celebrated annually on February 25th, National Boris Day is a celebration of the act of defecating.

Hey, you want to do something for National Boris Day this year?

Nah, I'll probably be on the can or something.

by swimmer42 February 25, 2023

International Feliks Day

27.8 is the day which is dedicated to every Felix who's name is mispelled as "Feliks" from birth.

"Is today International Feliks day?" -Ivari
" Yeah, It's my day!" - Feliks
"OH yeaaah, let me suck you off then!"- Ivari

by Thiccola$ August 27, 2021

national give head day

June 24th, when you get free head from your girlfriend 👏👏

boyfriend: "ayo its national give head day 👀"
girlfriend: "damn okay say less"

by uwudaddy123 June 23, 2021

National hit a first year day

Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!

The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith

Hey Brian, isn’t it national hit a first year day today ?

by Ciaran Rodgers May 11, 2022

bezzer day

The day of celebration towards the religious figure known as 'Bezzer'.

Friend 1: Happy bezzer day!

Friend 2: Bezzer day? it's bezzer month!

by Nighouse May 18, 2023

eh vabon dai

Venitian slang expression, literally translated in "well, okay then".
Used in an Ironic way when someone says something absurd or exaggerated.

"More ieri sera mi sono fatto 5 fie"
"Eh vabon dai"

"Bro yesterday night I made out with 5 chicks"
"well, okay then"

by Kermes March 28, 2022

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024