Windows Event Viewer

Windows Event Viewer is like a crystal ball - in most cases, supposed technicians will ask you to check it, but the errors rarely tell you anything, ESPECIALLY if it's hardware related. The only time it ever helps you is to get other people that think they know what they're doing to slam your question into ChatGPT.

It's usually the result of the "technicians" having a CompTIA certification specifically so that they can earn money -- not because they understand the software or hardware.

Please check your Windows Event Viewer so that we can see what might be causing the problem.

by Doge 2.0 February 16, 2026

Window Cleaning

To play the Ukulele in a humorous or cheeky way, such that it resembles George Formby's comedy song 'When I'm Cleaning Windows'.

"The comedian took out his ukulele--and before we knew it, he was window cleaning for the crowd."

by EllisTheOdd July 13, 2025

Window Shopping

When you are admiring women without any intention of approaching them and asking them out.

At the gym there was a lot of window shopping to do

by elcryZ August 28, 2025

Window

German cartoon

window propt money

by DesaDesa95 August 29, 2025

Window Cunt

When a person believes that they have a superpower of Invisibility and no matter where they stand they will almost certainly not be a fucking window.

Hey look!

What are we looking at? I can't see anything through this Window Cunt

by GhostlyBoo September 13, 2025

windows 11

The trashiest operating system to ever exist. its main reason im seriously considering learning linux when windows 10 drops support. the newest unimprovement is the removal of the swirl your cursor makes when it thinks. windows 11 was micrococks idea that nobody asked for. privacy? whats privacy? lets ask ARTIFICIAL FUCKING INTELLIGENCE!!!!! microcock has really done it this time. WINDOWS 10 WAS JUST FINE WE ALL LOVED IT NOBODY LIKES OR WANTS WINDOWS 11. LIKE HOW ABOUT WE FUCKING SUCK YOUR TINY LIL CHODE WHILE WHERE AT IT MICROCOCK!!!!! but you forgot people can just download grc incontrol ;) oh and also they screwed over minecraft like tiktok did to our generations minds :)

man i sure do hate windows 11, its somehow worse than apple as a whole and linux as a command

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025

Window washer

When a man or woman plus their foot to their butt and rubs with toes on their back to keep and clean their ass crack

Man, she gives a great window washer; did you smell anything after that window washer; did you hear that window washer

by Petergazer4life June 1, 2025