It refers to a woman that has the inability to commit to crossfit classes and therefore decides to burn calories by means of masterbation or phoning a "friend". Characteristics of a Master Wanker are that she mysteriously disappears during lunch (a nooner) or early afternoon (afternoon delight) and reappears with a sneaky smile on their face.

After weeks and weeks of fooling herself the Master Wanker looks in the mirror and realizes that she is hot enough and decides to go back to being a normal wanker.

Master Wanker by The "Master" Baiter August 22, 2011

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dilly wacker

also known as the wack, dilly wacker 3000, wackatron, wackzilla, wacktimus prime, bongzilla, darbzilla, wackism.

Is the main producer of a commodity that bitches love called wackjism.

Well known bed time story told to young bitches in hope they will abstain from sex. Instilling fear that their vaginal cavities will be torn apart by the wack stick and filled with glorious yet acidic wackjism.

That bitch got slayed by dilly wacker, i heard he fixed her acne with his wackjism 'cough' slut

dilly wacker by mjizzle October 4, 2012

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nate walters

of bedford, unhygenic, stinky, take a shower plz, u zmell bad

u smell lyk nate walters todai

nate walters by dehna December 27, 2013

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