Chopping her beef

The act of having sex with a girl and spreading her legs and banging her vagina. The penis inserting is the act of “chopping her beef

Chopping her beef
Joe: Man there’s Jessica! Your totally gonna chop her beef tonight!
Tony: I hope so man I’d love to spread those legs and chop her beef

by Sqwassasssmit69 August 22, 2018

Gave her the pope

The sexual act in which a group of males engage in sexual intercourse with one female. However one male engages in anal sex with the female, while the others engage in vaginal sex, this maintaining the one males virginity before God.

Dude Danny and his friends totally gave her The pope last night,

by bobadee January 24, 2019

nibble her niblet

To perform oral sex on a woman, with particular attention being paid to the clitoris.

I offered to nibble her niblet if she would pop my cork. Sounds like a deal to me.

by Henry Beemis February 13, 2019

her block

The parking-area for female employees of a multi-national tax preparation company. (Madea would go crazy trying to locate a "parkin' spot" here.)

I always see parking-spots marked "her block" outside of our local branch of a well-known tax preparation company, yet there are never any spots marked "his block"...?? I know that the company has been embroiled in multiple legal issues in recent years, so I wonder if they also practice illegal gender-discrimination in their hiring-policies?

by QuacksO February 18, 2019

Getting her printer fixed

Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.

Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?

by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 8, 2018

painting her fingernails

Painting her fingernails is when a woman masturbates on the go, like in the bathroom at a party, and when she comes out the tops of her fingernails are all glossy and shiny like she just applied a new coat of fingernail polish.

Guys like girls who paint their fingernails and who will paint them in front of them at a moments notice.

She left the bathroom door unlocked and I accidentally walked in on her listening to Sade and painting her fingernails.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

Put her through a head board

When you would fuck someone so hard they go through the head board of the bed.

Jeff- Hey, look at this chick
Dave- Oof, I’d put her through a head board.

by Daviddawhite September 26, 2018