Horse Carrot

A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch

Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure

now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes

by David horse man December 3, 2022

Horsing

wasting time; bullshiting activities and or being lazy

Bryan: Bro I’m with Jack, and I’m parked outside. Come out.
Devon: Hold up I’m about to get in the shower
Bryan and Jack: Dude your horsing, you should of been ready!

by ForgiveMeForISin April 26, 2025

horse nap

when you do a bunch of ketamine and go sleepy by by

Dude 1: is will okay?
Dude 2: yeah he's just taking a horse nap
Dude 3: what the hell is a horse nap?

by ratfukt July 25, 2024

hold your horses

someone is telling u to mentally stable… i could never
or your just a full on horse

sophia: hold your horses jess

jess: i could never

by nicepear8 August 23, 2021

horse down

To have sex with. Usually refers to intercourse, but less commonly refers to other sexual acts, particularly cunnilingus.

I can't believe it, David tried to horse down Sofia after the party last night!

by thoolooexpress October 12, 2023

direction of the horse

the twelve signs of the Chinese lunar calendar are not only applied to years and hours of the day, but to directions as well. starting with the Rat in the first in line} North and goes clockwise. the Horse is the seventh, which puts in the South.

There's a strong gust of wind coming from the direction of the horse.

by MoonlightMaiden July 28, 2021

horse video

Something you shouldn’t watch
Why? Because a man has sex with a horse in it.

Hey wanna watch the horse video?
If it’s the one where he forgets his phone, no.

by omgwhatiswhy November 6, 2023