jump kicking dance

A furious yet graceful dance which involves kicking the hell out of someone. Usually performed on said person's face.

If this fucker puts me on hold I'm going to do my jump kicking dance all over his face.

by Don Commodore Mc Awesome October 31, 2004

Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....

the russian lap dance is the only way to take a shit.

by Mattman40 January 9, 2012

Delivery App Dance

That queasy feeling as you ponder if that "sushi" restaurant you are about to order from has real Sushi, so you check Yelp first.

I did the delivery app dance, but I never actually order at Yelp, their delivery system sucks balls.

by pamoa November 15, 2018

Dancing the ham fandago

The sex that two gay guys have.

Carl and I were dancing the ham fandago at the sex party down in Castro

by Daniel Tregant December 18, 2008

Blood On The Dance Floor

1) a kickass Michael Jackson song that centers around a girl named Susie who seduces Jackson and kills him with a knife. It's the first single off of his 1997 remix album "Blood On The Dance Floor: HIStory in the mix"

2) A 1997 remix album by Michael Jackson that consists of 8 remix from Jackson's previous album "HIStory" and 5 new songs, the most notable being "Ghost" and "Blood On The Dance Floor"

Person 1: Man I love Blood On The Dance Floor !
Person 2: Yeah, they're such a great band!
Person 1: Band!? I was referring to the Michael Jackson song, what were you referring to?
Person 2: oh uhh Nothing...heh

Or

Person 1: Blood On The Dance Floor is a really good album, my favorites from it are Ghost and of course, Blood On The Dance Floor

by $wagworth September 14, 2017

School Dance Incident

What it's called when something happens at an, especially middle school, school dance because of the horny gremlins being horny.

School dance incident, am I right?

by Dangan_fox November 27, 2021

raven dance team

the best dance team in the olathe schools, they are all very humble and don’t brag about there many banners and trophies. if you go to the olathe northwest east gym you can see the banners they have won. they are the only onw sport that’s remotely doing well.

“did you hear the raven dance team won again?!”

“i know there amazing”

by theodoresmith May 4, 2021