Pork Pulled Sandwich

When a women wearing a pig suit is double teamed in the mouth and from behind. Piggy must remain oinking. It's also known as the boink and oink.
ex.1
John: Man how good would that ho look all greased up?
Guy: Oh hells yeah player. She's craving a pork pulled sandwich.

ex.2
Guy: Dude we are at a farm what is with the erection?
John: Sorry Bro, but ever since we gave Cassie a pork pulled sandwich the sight of a pig gives me a raging boner.
by Boner Simpson October 22, 2009
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roast beaf sandwich

old brown camel toe'd vagina that looks pretty much like a roast beaf sandwich.
Your mom's vagina's a roast beaf sandwich!
by aaron June 07, 2004
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Turkey Club Sandwich

The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.
Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich
by Aunt jemima is money 696969 November 26, 2009
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Mammif Tusk Sandwiches

a sandwich made from the tusks of rare mammif species

wow mother that mammif tusk sandwich sure looks like a nice meal, could i please have a bite of that delicious goodness
by the mammif hunter January 06, 2003
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Soup Sandwich

Describing one that is incredulously soft
Oh my god JBae I can't believe your reading chicken soup for the teenage soul, your softer than a soup sandwich
by Jonathan Bae April 22, 2008
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eat retarded sandwiches

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality
Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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