The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)

Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Russian Lap Dance

when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....

the russian lap dance is the only way to take a shit.

by Mattman40 January 9, 2012

Dancing the ham fandago

The sex that two gay guys have.

Carl and I were dancing the ham fandago at the sex party down in Castro

by Daniel Tregant December 18, 2008

About to break dance

Someone who doesn't dance and is trying their hardest to dance. They end up "about to break dance". Arms move toward the ground as if they are about do a big break dance move but it never happens. And everyone is left waiting for the big moment

Person 1: hey! Look that guy is gonna break dance! Let's give him space!

Person 2: nah! I've been watching him for 10 minutes, he's "about to break dance" it's never gonna happen dude!

by Jbizzle March 9, 2015

Backwards Dolphin Dancing

When Dolphins stand on their flippers on the surface of the water and swim backwards.

That thing is backwards dolphin dancing!
Look at it go!

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 26, 2019

Tijuana Lap Dance

When you’re taking a dump and your bro needs to go too so he comes and sits on your lap and poops between your legs. No homo

Bro hurry up I have to poop, I’m about to come in and give you a Tijuana Lap Dance.

by Jackson Township January 30, 2022

Don’t Stop The Dance

Mama says, "Truth is all that matters
Lying and deceiving is a sin"
Drifting through a world that's torn and tattered
Every thought I have don't mean a thing
Don't stop, don't stop the dance
No more music
Don't stop the dance
Mama says, "Love is all the matters
Beauty should be deeper than your skin"
Living for the moment, lips and lashes
Will I ever find my way again?
Don't stop, don't stop the dance
No more music
Don't stop the dance
Don't stop, don't stop the dance
Mama says, "Only stormy weather
Don't know why there's no sun in the sky"
Footsteps in the dark come together
Got to keep on moving or I will die

Don't stop, Don’t Stop the Dance
No more music
Don't stop the dance
Don't stop, don't stop the dance
No more music
Don't stop the dance
Don't stop, don't stop the dance

by Death Menace April 9, 2023