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Tea Towel

A very sexy man
by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023
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Bubble tea

When you have an insanely hot girl and she turns up one day with chocolate straws and a weird gleam in her eye she probably wants to do bubble tea

This is where you drink tea through a straw from each other’s ass.
Boy - “…that was crazy, when I swallowed something solid at one point I felt my mind pop. That bubble tea just blew my mind!”

Girl- “omg I love you. Can I get a keep-in tonight?”
by Kironigmo January 5, 2022
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Tea Temper

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.

Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.
David Cameron is owed a Tea Temper, all over his trust funded crotch.
by AndyTheRoo May 14, 2011
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Momma's home made tea

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.
Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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Salt Tea

A sugar free Arnold Palmer Malt Beverage made by Salt-Tea Beverage Company
"Wow! That guy is drinking a Salt Tea. He is so dreamy"
by The_Salty_Dog August 19, 2008
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Boston Tea Party

Getting a bunch of British chics in a tub of dirty water, preferably after performing a "Boston Cream Pie". Then tea-bagging them with your American balls, one after the other after not showering for a week. All while drinking a Sam Adams and pouring Earl Grey on their little British heads.
Those girls were so drunk last night, they let me throw them a Boston Tea Party!
by Metalbish February 7, 2022
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Ammonia Tea

Going to give my parole officer some ammonia tea.
by Rich&Rhi5150 February 6, 2021
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