by poeticjusticekid November 15, 2021
Get the Pretty Women Smoke Pressure mug.Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
by Clamer September 1, 2017
Get the smoking the monkey mug.In parody to smoking a cigarette, where once you're hooked, you can't stop listening to Jacob Collier's music. Other music begins to feel inferior, and you can't help but be consumed by the rabbit hole of smoking Jacobs daily.
by SketchTurner_16 April 15, 2021
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Get the national share a smoke day mug.A gesture you make to a mate when you are talking to a girl and need to escape. The gesture looks like you threw a smoke bomb onto the floor.
Your friend will come along and offer up some excuse to get you out of there unscathed.
Your friend will come along and offer up some excuse to get you out of there unscathed.
Eddie: Makes the Smoke Bomb gesture
Jason: Rushes up to Eddie Eddie your house is on fire, we better leave!
Jason: Rushes up to Eddie Eddie your house is on fire, we better leave!
by Jason O’Lam November 11, 2020
Get the Smoke Bomb mug."No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 2, 2018
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