OLD SHIT

Old Man, Dad, or Grampa who's loosing it

That old shit can't even wipe his ass anymore!

by NickerDick November 1, 2018

supermarket shit

frozen dinners from the supermarket, like pizza or potato skins or TV dinners, you get the idea. You buy this object at the supermarket, nuke it at home and chow it watching videos.

Since Esmeralda left me, all I been eatin is supermarket shit. Tonight it's Jalapeno Poppers! #soexcited

Yeah, I know he weighs 400 pounds cause he only eats that supermarket shit . His mom's convection oven can cook 3 pies at a time. #nothisfault

by Bronau February 18, 2017

The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.

Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini

by north east knowledge September 24, 2017

Shit Pistol

A water pistol loaded with diluted fecal matter.
Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.

1: "Man, I cheated on my wife and she soaked me with the shit pistol"

2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."

by wansambenlovin March 23, 2010

Shit Stacking

When one shits on the ground, and another shits on top of the original shit. Usually very steamy and mountainous.

C-Mac: "Someone took a steamy shit on the floor!"

Tony: "That is one big shit, it looks two things did it. Some people may be Shit Stacking."

by Mustafa_Raza_ July 18, 2012

Cute shit

When someone sends you something really cute

OMG SKYLAR THATS SOME CUTE SHIT

by Bitchwithaheart February 25, 2019

extra shit

When someone is in the act of going far beyond and out of the way to do something that puts the original agreed plan in complete limbo or risk of cancellation.

We were scheduled to be in Philly at 10PM with friends to party, but at 9:57PM, Pete pulls some "extra shit" and decides we need to go to Gettysburg to pick up a bitch and then go to Atlantic City instead.

by Metalmania82 November 10, 2011