Skip to main content

Pizza

its food
ring ring "hello this is the pizza place you order from" said the pizza guy "uh yeah hi id like a peperoni pizza" said probably you "allright bada bing" said the pizza guy
by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020
mugGet the Pizzamug.

Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.
Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!
by literal asshole May 25, 2025
mugGet the Don't touch my pizzamug.

Skinny Pizza

An oxymoron referring to a food establishment in Roslyn which serves vegan gluten-free non-GMO cauliflower things to young hipsters, yuppies, and homosexuals and calls it pizza so they can say they ate pizza.
"I just had 2 cauliflower slices from Skinny Pizza."
"Congratulations. Did it come with a side of gender reassignment surgery?"
by OzieIslip December 16, 2021
mugGet the Skinny Pizzamug.

Pizza Pact

The pact formed between niggas where you take turns buying stuffed crust digiorno's pizzas to eat for dinner.
Me: "Yo nigga, it's your turn to pay up for the Pizza Pact"
Him: "Already popped it in the oven"
by vygy September 14, 2015
mugGet the Pizza Pactmug.

Fused Pizza Rule

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice
This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half
by Chili Bobsleds. February 23, 2021
mugGet the Fused Pizza Rulemug.

Mexican Pizza

The art of farting into someone’s hood of their sweatshirt and then wrapping around their face and head
Eli: what happened with Paige and Adam the other night?

Dalton: you didn’t hear? After Adam was done licking Paige’s sack they got dressed and as Paige wanted food, she had only have 6 meals that day.. Paige was craving Taco Bell so Adam suggested that she put on a hooded sweatshirt since it was cold outside. After she changed he proceeded to fart in her hood and strangle her with it. Adam “ we have Taco Bell at home, here’s your Mexican pizza”
by anonymous July 6, 2025
mugGet the Mexican Pizzamug.

Cheeese Pizza

A word skooby created to define & identifying Fine , Thick , Pretty White Women’s
Aye Do U LikeCheeese Pizza” ?
by Skoobyy92nd May 15, 2024
mugGet the Cheeese Pizzamug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email