another word for douche. all he cares about is girls , and other parts. he can not help you and likes younger kids. he will rat you out and get you pissed.
by randomperson54 June 11, 2017

by dickpuddle42069 March 17, 2020

by Chad Zelenskyy October 22, 2023

by Secret_cat March 14, 2017

A person of great due diligence. A giver and a taker; A patron saint that has created a throng of many a song.
Hi My name is Peter Quistgard. 200-00-OFLX1MOO
by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 25, 2025

The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.
Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
by Da Halkian December 12, 2024

*Czechia gets storms all across the country all of them capable of creating an EF4 Tornado
Peter: bro why am I getting no storms this sucks
Peter: bro why am I getting no storms this sucks
by happysmiley August 3, 2024
