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Cardboard Tree

A silly tree your fellow classmates make for your advisory teacher:3
" MR.NAYHARD, you need a tree for the most wonderful time of the year :3 "
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay
by SuckMyNutz42069 December 11, 2024
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Grow your tree

Go grow your tree!!!!
by Edhunt198 May 8, 2024
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The Oldest Book in The Tree

By Throbert Buster

Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"
Thats literally The Oldest Book in The Tree bro.
by Ignacio DriverbeerLluchalatore February 19, 2025
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Mexican Tree War

A gang bang of chodes at once.
by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016
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alexis the tree

Hello microwave and the two yogurts. So what is an alexis the tree.... well it's the super annoying one of the group who is a vegatarian and is also known as Larry the cucumber. Tree is always wearing a scrunchie usually with her hair up. Trees favorite word is peasant. She laughs at anything remotely funny. Shes owns an android and is made fun of because of it. She has nerdy glasses and she never does her homework. Tree is the one of the group who is easily made fun of. Simply draw the tree with a butt chin and two strands of hair.
Who should we draw next.... how about alexis the tree that smells like rat sauce. (Or something like that) *draw pictures with butt chin and crazy eyes with a couple strands of hair
by Yee haw🤠🤠🤠🤠 April 27, 2019
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Tree thong

A thong made for men with dick the size of large trees.
Dude, Jacob had a tree thong on last night!
by Sirbigdickalot May 31, 2016
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Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.
People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees).
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020
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