That horrendous sweaty and cheesy smell that your ass emits after a long session of sitting. The smell is reminiscent of a bad gouda or camembert, or a heavy brie. Can only be rectified by a good spray of deodorant directly unto the ass or a good shower after removing those horrific pants.
by LordDonnel January 16, 2019
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Greasy-ass: Damn! I've got a greasy ass! OR... Whew! My ass is greasier than hell. And... I need to go re-wipe, I've got a greasy ass.
by Herr Scheisse Meister April 4, 2018
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Also called a tramp stamp, bumper sticker, or ass antlers.
Also called a tramp stamp, bumper sticker, or ass antlers.
by Wyld Stallyns August 22, 2007
Get the ass banner mug.A game simply played whenever one party uses the word "ass" in conjunction with another adjective and the second party upsets the first party's statement's initial intent by changing the association of the word "ass." Mostly the game is played by relocating the emphasis and hyphen in the sentence.
Person not playing The Ass Game: Check out my sweet-ass bong!
Person playing The Ass Game: That is a pretty sweet ass-bong.
Person playing The Ass Game: That is a pretty sweet ass-bong.
by maysueh January 10, 2009
Get the The Ass Game mug.A Large turd that stretches out the asshole. These can cause bleeding if big enough. Ass breakers come from not eating enough fiber or a constipation disease.
Joe: Why are your pants stained red?
Bob: UUUGGH I just had an ass breaker in the bathroom.
Joe: Sucks for you.
Bob: UUUGGH I just had an ass breaker in the bathroom.
Joe: Sucks for you.
by Jdeoxys November 1, 2010
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The wet ass feeling you get from sitting on vinyl folding chairs. Also known as Slippery Butt Syndrome.
by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005
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