Sugare titted muffin fufu

Your favorite fat friends whos luxuries' boobies you cant resist

Toby is matts little Sugare titted muffin fufu

by Falminducucky September 6, 2021

cotton head niggy muffins

When a black person rather plump has white hair.

you look at that cotton head niggy muffins over there.

by niggleupinthisbiggle March 5, 2019

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.

jill: on top of the fridge

ryan: walks in

ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?

by that.ali3n August 23, 2020

English Muffin Mashed Potato

A sexual act involving mashed potatoes on genitals, while consuming an English Muffin.

Emily did the English Muffin Mashed Potato last night. Everyone saw her at that party. My innocence is lost.

by Kellyissofab May 16, 2011

Hot Studly Porn Muffin

This guy is super hot with a huge dong. He is amazing with women and has gorgeous eyes. I decided to make a word for him on UD because he is so super cool. I rode him and he pounded my ass last night. I came 3 times.

Every girl would be lucky to have a hot studly porn muffin.

Hot Studly Porn Muffin guys get to pound really hot chicks.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Do you like butter in your muffin?

1. Do you like hot semen inside your vagina?

2. Do you like butter in your muffin?

No, thank-you. Just jam for me

by TaeKwonJon March 15, 2011

peel his muffin cap back blue

the art or cutting a mans dickhead off, preferable with a prison shank seeing how that where this saying came from

peel his muffin cap back blue
peel this motherfuckers muffin cap back blue.

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by smoke weed till ur lungz bleed July 7, 2011