You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

A response used when someone has just told a story that’s so ridiculous, random, and unbelievable that you couldn’t have made that up as a story if you tried-it’s beyond the bounds of human creativity.

Dudebro 1: Dude, you’ll never believe what I just saw today. A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald was getting arrested outside of a Burger King for indecent exposure.

Dudebro 2: No way bro.

Dudebro 1: I swear!! You can’t make this stuff up!

by Nolan287 October 3, 2020

Make her mind go blank

This is when you give overstimulate her sexually to the point where her mind literally goes blank, can be identified when you see her eyes rolling, her making an ahead face, etc

Yo bro, I'm finna eat her pussy out, bouta make her mind go blank

by King Cyxx September 12, 2022

break a few eggs to make an omelet

To try something else, fail, then try again and maybe again until you actually succeed.

You need to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2022

Don’t make me your Clydesdale

Don’t make someone haul your emotional BS or your personal problems. Similar to scape goat in a sense.

Girl 1- *unloads a shit ton of whining*
Guy2- don’t make me your Clydesdale, dear… get a therapist or pay me.

by Naphtali6890 May 23, 2022

the book were making is too short.

the pages for your love story is too thin, too short, too fast to, and already finished.

i love you but the book were making is too short.

by anonymous April 20, 2022

How to Make a Ying Yong Omelette?

This is how you make a Ying Yong Omelette!

Pretty cool right?

Oh, I love eggs!

I love eggs!
How to Make a Ying Yong Omelette?

by I am Shaney December 16, 2020

stop making love to my dad

a song created by Tony Quackson sung by Arin (egoraptor) Hanson and Dan Avidan during a let's play of super sonic racing

Super sonic racing stop making love to my dad!

by darkclaw wolfgod April 14, 2022