May 4th 

May 4th is National Armpit Luke Day where if you have a friend named Luke you have to shove your pointer finger up their armpit and yell the word "armpit."

You: "Hey, Luke. It's May 4th!" Luke: "NOOOOOO" You: "ARMPITTTTTT"

May 4th by poopoo123455667 May 4, 2023

may theory 

The May theory is a theory where people feel a spiritual connection during the month of May. Its where people realise what theyve been holding onto(spiritually, mentally, physically etc) its when they try and spend time distracting themselves and focusing on other things when really they should be focusing on themself. Everythings so chaotic and busy they dont have time for anything but they start to feel a sense of new strong beginnings. You start to let go of the past as the new season of Summer starts rolling in with the heatwaves, so if a friend feels a bit distant during May, be there for them, the May theory affects many

“Its May 1st!”
“Take care of yourself this month, the May theory…”
“Whats that?”
“Search it up on urban dictionary!”

may theory by maddie dalsh May 4, 2023

May 10 

May 10 is National calling out people day. So you can call anybody out

Today is may 10 so how about we don't lie about that one time

May 10 by anonymous May 5, 2023

May 9 

National Fighting Day

Person 1: Omg it’s may 9!
Person 2:Hurry get your phone out!!

*fighting noises*

May 9 by lmaosavvdictionary May 5, 2023

may 6 

national bring your girlfriend to work day

yo did you know may 6 is national bring your girlfriend to work day?

may 6 by kattej May 5, 2023

May 14th 

The day pretty ass people were born.

Person 1: Hey Ri’s birthday is on May 14th!
Person 2: Wow really? That explains why she’s so mother fucking attractive and beautiful.

May 14th by novAsworldd May 6, 2023

May 13th 

A day where everyone should cancel their plan for the day and have fun at Kxos & Unur's Bday Party!!

a: Hey! It's almost May 13th.
b: So?
a: Dumbass! We must go party cuz it's Unru & Khoso's Birthdayy.

May 13th by Kkkkkkylaaa May 6, 2023