Grape Job 

When a girl or boy stuffs their mouth and nose with grapes, and proceeds to give head to someone while having grapes in their mouth and nose to stimulate the receiving party.

One can give themselves a Grape Job, this would require them to remove a rib though.

She's a freak! She wanted to give me a grape job

Grape Job by cumguzler25 October 23, 2019

Union Job 

When two guys are having sex with a single female and ejaculate all over her backside. Then they smooth it out with their dicks like spackle and wait for it to dry.

Rick and Morty gave Beth a union job last night.

Union Job by happyfuntiem January 10, 2021

Total Dump Job

The tragedy of an extremely pretty girl whose beauty is horribly marred by dumpy, flabby, 90 year old woman titties to the extent that her otherwise banging body is completely ruined. The most frustrating thing is you'll only discover she's a total dump job after having invested considerdable time and resources into courting her. It is an unwritten rule amongst men that Total Dump Jobs are outed whenever and where ever they are encountered.

Is it true you broke up with your GF?

Had to brah, she was a total dump job.

Total Dump Job by Zither November 24, 2009

lip gloss paint job

slang for oral sex; i.e. a womans lip gloss left on a mans privates after performing oral sex

damn girl you lookin' stupid fly, why dont u come over here and gimme a lip gloss paint job

lip gloss paint job by samsnowbuniii November 10, 2010

Beached Whale Job

When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.

Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.

Beached Whale Job by WoofWoofWolf November 6, 2011

Bad Boyfriend Job 

A Bad Boyfriend Job is when your job treats you horribly, pays you horribly or even is just unhealthy for you but you keep it because it pays and you have not found another job to take its place.

You might even reason with yourself to say you are staying in this job for one reason or another but in reality, you are stuck until you find other employ or quit the job, usually citing sanity reasons.

Rick was humiliated every Saturday at his job because of his weight but it was a Bad Boyfriend Job and he needed the money. Knowing this, it made things better for a little while.

After explaining my job to my therapist, she said to leave as soon as possible. It was a Bad Boyfriend job that had gone toxic.

Bad Boyfriend Job by Rainbow_Cheese September 2, 2012

Hand me down job 

When your older brother gets a hooker and drops an extra $20 so you can have a sloppy seconds hand job.

All I got for my 18th birthday was a hand me down job.

Hand me down job by magicliterati August 26, 2012