Jacob

Usually A person who ennjoys the arts of male sex is quite intrigued in anal rape and bumming small animals of his choice. He also has a cunning interest for the touching of small children. Legends says that in 1 day he managed to finger 18000 kids at Saint Maria orphanage in Western California.

Jacob just can't stop fucking kids

by Automatic Lady Killa December 17, 2023

Jacob Johnson

A man who is very sexy and cute Adjective

You look like such a jacob johnson right now.

by Dave29382 December 18, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who hurts people. Makes them love him and leaves. He's a guy who make a amazing sweet girl fall involve with him and then leaves. He only cares about himself.

-Hey,you know Jacob?
-The funny one?
-No, the asshole
-oh yeah

by thegirlyouhurt December 18, 2023

Jacob-Ferron

A word to refer to someone when they are a decent person. For example calling someone Jacob-Ferron as a way to compliment them. (Slang within Doncaster)

"Alright Jacob-Ferron / Alright Mate"

by Pooloo476 December 19, 2023

Jacob that sentence

To pause at the most inopportune time in a sentence which results in people misconstruing the meaning and direction of the sentence

I was fooling around with people...... In the marketing space.
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence

by Jaymal Soni April 8, 2023

Jacob

A lazy large tubby twat who usually wears glasses and is ginger.

Stop chatting shite mate, your becoming a Jacob!

by Pork Scratchings April 9, 2023

Jacob

Noun (Jay-cub) a piece of shit or group of shits in close proximity

Oh look there’s a big Jacob in the toilet

by anonymous April 12, 2023