Vernon Township High School 

Ah Vernon. Where to begin? If you value an upstanding institution where students can freely express their opinions and gain an outstanding education, don't go here. We are a people of test-takers. Basically, after finishing an exam of any kind (other then drug tests), our minds expel any information it might have once had. Once graduating from Vernon most people stand around and are like, "wtf do i do now?!" Students at VTHS are not prepared to go out into the world. The only place we are destined for is Sussex County Community College, where dreams go to die. THANK YOU DRUGS AND FACULTY!

I went to Vernon Township High School and now I work at a gas station.

Vernon Township High School by IsurvivedVTHS March 21, 2011

Massaponax High School

Massaponax High School is probably the worst school one could ever attend. The white people are petty, judgmental, stupid and shallow, and the redneck ones are pregnant by 15. The black people are ignorant and rude, and wish they were Compton, but unfortunately will never know more than the suburbs. The Hispanics don't even really know how to speak English. To be found attractive a girl either has to be a hillbilly wearing camouflage, a bitch wearing athletic wear every single day, or a be a stuck up skanky ass ho wearing a flimsy skirt up to their nipples, and you must match every other girl in your clique. If you're a guy, the only way to be attractive is to have the IQ of a rock or a grapefruit if you're frisky, and be captain of the 'screw over every girl I've ever known' team. Everyone is fake. If you tell a 'friend' you kissed a guy, you'll probably be asked within the next 2 class periods when the baby is due. The people at MHS love to smile to a person's face and talk crap behind their back the second they're out of earshot. Even the guys are two faced bitches. To be 'cool' you have to 'party'. Partying includes and is limited to 4 bowls of weed and 2 beers. The most important part of fitting into MHS: You must not have a trace of a personality. If you even have a slight sense of humor differing from for example whoever provided the alternate entry of this definition, you will be lambasted. The kids are too stupid to accept anything else.

New Student: Hi, I just moved here to Massaponax High School. Nice to meet you!

Me: I was new here once too. Run. Save yourself. It will be the death of your personality.

Massaponax High School by Ihateeveryoneatmhs October 23, 2011

Gateway High School 

A completely sucky High School in Monroeville Pennsylvania. All the students in general are either Niggers, faggots, Nigger faggots, or some kind of Indian or Asain. The girls are all prudes, and the ones that aren't suck black dick. The guys all suck up to the football players for a chance they will get it in the butt after a game. The remaining few normal guys then have to rely on surrounding schools for hot girls to hook up with.

Joe: "I hate my school"
Bob: "Don't complain! You could be enrolled at Gateway High School."

Gateway High School by J e ff October 20, 2008

Marion High School 

A secondary school based in Marion, Illinois. Though many high schools place the athletic stars at the top of the hierarchy, it is actually the semi-wealthy aspiring to be lawyers or physicians like their parents that have the most influence, being able to purchase the most alcohol and speak without a drawl. Features a horrendous drop-out rate, an undue inflated sense of ego, and a vicious rivalry with Herrin High School. The school colors are blue and gold and the mascot is a wildcat; the theme seems to be "generic."

"I went to Marion High School."

"Oh, so you're either rich or a dropout?"

"Both, actually. Who needs school when your dad owns a dealership?"

" . . . "

Marion High School by Strawberry ShortCult October 18, 2008

Legacy High School

Fake ass school with fake ass people . Always smell like cow shit, the building nice but when you go inside and see the people it's a different story. Bitches up there fuckin on teachers for a B+ , principal gay asf , bunch of white ass Mormans who secretly wanna get fucked on. Trashy ass bitches wearing butt pads , niggas look like burnt chicken legs , nobody graduates , oh and the only good sport is their flag football team , lmao

Girl - hey I'm going to legacy

Guy- LEGACY HIGH SCHOOL?
girl - yah why

Guy- oh you a hoe then why

Legacy High School by swag556547483 September 6, 2016

hoosic valley high school 

a school system in which those who stand a chance of suceeding in life are beaten down into the dirt and students who are related to the faculty get away with anything. students are all narrow-minded and refuse to accept different people or ideas. There are only caucasians at this hell hole.

Hoosic valley high school is the epitamy of torture. Any traitors should be subjected to attendence at this school.

hoosic valley high school by a_darknd_soul November 2, 2008

las lomas high school 

a typical suburbia high school with just about every race and a lot of them. white people, though, dominate the school. half the student body gets wasted each weekend, but the school somehow maintains good academic standing and good prospects for college. being next to downtown creates a fun atmosphere, but forces many "cool" people to go to the city, San Francisco, instead. Huka seems to be the most popular drug, with weed and alcohol as close followers. Somehow, these kids get a hold of crack, but let's not go there. Some of the knights believe they are ghetto (especially the Mexican crowd). Anyways, overall a good school.

Let's go hotbox and drive out to SF. After getting drunk, let's go drive on san miguel at 95 mph then flip over twice and land in someones yard.

las lomas high school by NJ dude... May 1, 2005