Half-life 3

It's the name of a game that doesn't exist and will never exist.
It's often used to tease Half-Life fans.

Example: Here we have Q, who is a Half-Life fan, and V is going to tease Q.
V: "Hey man, Half-Life 3 just got released!"
Q: "Dih!"

VALVE RELEASE HL3!!

Half-life 3 by 22chim October 29, 2025

half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'

Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?

half-baked fuckwit by involutia October 31, 2025

Half Jump

A jump in quadrobics where all or most of the stages were executed correctly, besides an incomplete or false landing.

A half jump is the good part that happens before a false landing.

Half Jump by anonthermus November 21, 2025

Half of me

That's the thing.

Hym "Half of me thinks you're just saying it to piss me off and it does. Half of me think you did it out of spite. AND THE THIRD HALF STILL DOESN'T WANT TO DO THE CASTE SYSTEM AND IS NOT GOING TO."

Half of me by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Half Chub Fallacy

Someone arguing that directs the substance of the argument specifically to a spot which brings them pleasure to talk about.

Muxaio: You can’t treat me worse because I have a lower VISA status than you
Alp: That’s such a red herring fallacy and this isn’t applicable to the job status that you can’t get over

Alp has a pleasure for Fallacies
Muxaio: Don’t get too excited now, that’s clearly a half chub fallacy. We know you masturbate to the thought of fallacies.

Half Chub Fallacy by The half chub December 17, 2025

Half horse

When a man has a large cock, resembling that of a horse!

Did you see harlem? Hes half horse!

Half horse by bvoodorang3 December 20, 2025

Half a teacake

When one has a semi

Bro I was browsing the hub the other night and watching a show at the same time and I had half a teacake

Half a teacake by Chigurhmetembers December 28, 2025