flat purse

Very broke energy

When you spend money on yo man. bchs b like "couldn't be me" we know flat purse

by Rras86 December 25, 2024

Flat-screen T.V

What's left after someone opens a Carbonated-screen T.V and then just let's it sit there for a really long time without using it.

I prefer Carbonated-screen T.V's over Flat-screen T.V's.

by all-hail-cthulhu December 28, 2024

Flat tire

When a chubby person farts.

chubby person farts Dang! You need me to call roadside assistance?!? Sounds like you just got a flat tire!

by FDubs January 5, 2025

Flat Tire

Flat tiring is when a man jerks off another man so many times that he cannot become erect anymore

I just gave Riley a flat tire!

by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Flat Tire

Flat tiring someone is when one man jerks another man off until he is no longer able to become erect for a certain period of time.

My pal gave me a flat tire last night!

by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Flat White to go

After having a coffee enema, anal sex is conducted until ejaculation, leading to a milk coffee coloured liquid spurting out of the anus of the receiver.

I was doing a coffee cleanse and one thing led to another and all of a sudden I had a Flat White to go all over the bed sheets.

by Atari410 February 24, 2025

flat cap man

Flat cap man is Ville Valo, the singer of the Finnish band HIM. He is called Flat cap man for wearing his signature Flat cap.

You: “Wanna see a new picture of Flat cap man?”

Friend: “Oh nooo! Yes! And he can have a flat cap party with us!”

by joeyisnotstupid March 2, 2025