Pump and dump

The act of defecating after having intercourse.

"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "

by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020

rub-a-dub dump

When you jerk off while taking a dump.

Jay stopped playing GTA to take a rub-a-dub dump

by JackNero December 13, 2017

Wheel-dumped

Its a term that you use when a person dumped you who wasn’t even your gf/bf. Like a 3rd wheel kind of thing, just that that person has the audacity to dump you.

James Bond: “ Its over patrisha, you are nothing more then a bitch to me”

Patrisha : “ But we are not even in a relationshi-“

James Bond : “ silence! I said its over let it be! I don’t want to hurt you no more... Farewell!”

Later : “ James bond Wheel-dumped me-“

by Levisleftsock November 8, 2020

Dumping Onions

Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.

Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions

by Deschain1985 June 11, 2022

Pile Dumping

When a male drills his penis continuously into the anal cavity of either another male or a female or possibly even a fucking animal.

‘ Damn mate’ ‘ Smells like you’ve been pile dumping that chick for days bro’

by Shazza61982 November 14, 2018

Post Dump Clarity

The intense feelings of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially after dumps of epic proportions.

Jared designed an entirely new Boeing jetliner during his post dump clarity following a violent episode of diarrhea which caused significant damage to his airplane’s bathroom.

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

Dump read

The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.

by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013