drunk tossers

When two men get hammered and find each others holes

My dad said he was not gay but then after going out with family I found out his buddy’s are drunk tossers.

by Truthoftheword July 26, 2021

Slam Dunk Drunk

Newly popularised term meaning the same as “hammered”, “leathered” or “plastered”

Person 1 : jeez, what happened last night dude??
Person 2 : you probably don’t remember, you were slam dunk drunk

by Hellooooo :) :) July 30, 2021

covid drunk

The act of having a few drinks and going absolutely bonkers with no memory of the night due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.

"What the hell was wrong with Jennay last night?" "Aw bro she was just COVID drunk"

by Your mate August 8, 2021

COVID drunk

The act of consuming a small amount of alcohol and acting absolutely bonkers with no memory of what happened due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.

"Dude what was the go with Jennay last night"?
"Aw bro she was just COVID drunk".

by Your mate August 8, 2021

Tourettes drunk

Noun phrase.
Depicts a person who loses all sense of decency and social sensibility exclusively when he or she is drunk. They degrade and demean anyone anywhere they can like a troll on steroids. Can be abbreviated to TD.

Don't go anywhere near Paul right now he's tourettes drunk.
Amy went tourette's drunk on Facebook last night and trashed her partner publicly. Bad case of the td's.

by Swampybaby June 23, 2021

Cum drunk

When you have consumed such a vast amount of semen that you feel drunk

Logan: Hey Khan I don't think Adam Cone will make it to work after last night's party, he swallowed so much of our semen he got cum drunk and passed out on the floor.
Khan: yeah maybe best not to cut trees down with that much of a cum induced hangover

by vedyfactualfacts June 25, 2021

drunk as a mullen

To get extremely drunk and act offensively.

I'm going out to get as drunk as a mullen tonight.

by boomtown2000 June 27, 2021