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Douche Shot

a brain less act.
It became popular from call of duty online gaming.
For e.g

What a douche shot it is?
by Heaven20 October 27, 2010
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douche klown

Also abbreviated DK is esentally a Douche a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very idiotic, they can not process information also they seem to have a sense of belonging and understanding of things, people, and places in which they have no idea about.EXAMPLE a white man acting black wiger , thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and a Klown loud, goofy, usually white trash individual all and all a retard.
"There goes that douche klown again writing his name on the all over his room,the school,and the postal office.Man what a piece of human shit."
by just someone from Holly November 30, 2009
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Douche Haven

A place where douches live.
Where are these douches coming from?... Douche Haven
by Douchehaven November 17, 2016
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douche tanker

A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.
I've seen some douche bags in my life, but George Bush is a douche tanker!
by melloki76 March 13, 2009
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douche parade

A parade of douchebags. A group of dudes who think they are a lot cooler than they are. Often intoxicated.
Isaac: Wanna come out to the Irish Rogue for St. Patty's Day?

Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.
by gmastamort March 24, 2009
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Douche Bag

1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.

2. General pejorative directed at men.
"Dude, check out the douche bag in the cable knit scarf drinking the Mich Ultra."
by batmanuelle December 3, 2010
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mind douche

What you use after you get mind fucked.
man thats a total mind fuck, better grab a mind douche.
by miniburch May 7, 2009
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