Half And Half Drunk

When you idiotically mix half and half with alchohol and have the strange side effects like:
1. Randomly puking blood with no signals
2. Eating things that shouldn't be eaten
3. Falling on flat surfaces
4. Seeing fairies
etc.

1. Man I ate a burger smothered in whine yesterday and i got drunk.
2. Well yesterday i had half and half mixed with beer and got half and half drunk im still suffering the worst hangover i randomly puke blood, and see fairies.
1. That sucks man
2. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

person 2 falls down and doesn't get up

by knifeguywithaknife January 23, 2011

debunked

Originally meaning something thought to be true now proven false, it is now used as another way to say uncool or lame, but when self-proclaimed debunked, it is understood that you are the cool kind of loser. When someone is sexually debunked, they are very inexperienced and expected to remain that way for a long period of time.

Did you just trip over your own feet?
Eh, I'm debunked, that's just how I roll

That kid is such a nerd!
Yeah, he's so debunked he's never gonna get laid.

by ERINNNN December 13, 2008

Drunk español

Portuguese

They speak Drunk Español in Brasil

by Tha mæ September 18, 2016

punch drunk dummy

someone who has been punched too many times and now its stupid (ie mohammed ali)

wow i think schnur has been punched too many times, hes starting to sound like a punch drunk dummy

by smarterthanallthou September 19, 2009

Piss drunk

Kelsey Walton

Kelsey was so piss drunk she pissed her bed last night.

by Chickendancer400 May 6, 2018

Dehnke

A large obese man that tends to squeek in his age now adays. Tells people like Dewey "i was riding you so hard that week.." and will flip out if you curse

Oh SHIT!
Dehnke : " Hey watch yo mouth"

by Sieczkowski September 16, 2004

denkster

da One nd Onli m ! n $ t 3 r

denkster is m ! n $ t 3 r

by erica April 24, 2003