Cum smock

The shirt used to clean up semen after masturbation

Dude! Wash your cum smock

by Meatmaster78 January 1, 2017

Fist Cum

When one person knuckles another.

James fist cummed Nicole after she called him Big Daddy.

by Gemini2017 April 17, 2017

Cum Chewer

(Noun) An individual who talks a lot of shit, fast. Their lips moving at an alarming rate which causes “smacking” sounds, simulating the sound of chewing loudly. disgusting saliva oozing from their gums like cum. Hence- Cum Chewer. Often used to describe someone who spits when they talk.

Jamal: damn nigga, did you see Tyrone going on and on about the fuckin’ basketball game he won?

Philip: Yeah, he was raving about it. I could feel the spray all on my face every time he said “bathsketball”. What a Cum Chewer.

by Dick Man Bebe April 23, 2018

jaundice cum

The affliction caused by the lack of "release" for a number of months, causing a yellowish and possibly lumpy discharge from the male reproductive organ, also known as the pee-nis.

Andy, I haven't jazzed in so long that I'm afraid if Katrina blows me that I might coat her in jaundice cum. Yellow is not a good color on her....

by FletchTheCart July 22, 2017

Psy-cumming

The art of wanting to jack off, but are to lazy to actually do it so you use psychic powers to rub one out

"I am horny but don't feel like jacking it right now, oh well i Gusse ill just have to psy-cumming."

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

Femboy Cum

Best type of cum to drink, consume, or have all over your face.

Person: I love me some femboy cum
Other person: Dude that's super fucking gay
Person: Well you know I love me some femboy fags
Other person: Jeezus have fun eating that femboy cum I guess

by cheeseh8rthe420smoker April 22, 2023

Cum-smuggler

when a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina and the woman leaves it there all day.

Tristan: Dude did you hear about what Laurena did!

Anna: No what happened?

Tristan: Last night I creampied her and then she pulled her panties up and kept it there all day!

Anna: Woah! She's a cum-smuggler!

by DaddyDickLicker January 28, 2018