Cookie(s)

Another word for weed.

Give me some dat good cookie.
-OR-
Damn! That boy smell like cookies.

by La LA La February 06, 2004

Girl Scout Cookie Whore

A person who is obsessed with Girl Scout Cookies, to the point where they don't ever share their cookies, they have a calender counting down to the opening of the new cookie season, and they occasional sleep with the famous green vest on....

Friend: Dude can I have some of your Tagalongs?
GSCW (Girl Scout Cookie Whore): No bro.
Friend: But you have like 20 boxes!
GSCW: These are barely gonna last until the season opens up in 39 days, until then get your own damn box!
Friend: Your such a fucking Girl Scout Cookie Whore!

by Spinman75 November 09, 2009

suprise double fortuned cookie

When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.

I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.

by Crocviper and Froggy7304 February 08, 2006

Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.

Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

cookie monster flip stack

An amount of money equaling a thousand dollars; A grand; A g

Steve won the poker tournament and took home a cookie monster flip stack.

by Elizabeth Hill December 09, 2010

chocolate cookie race

A race between 2 or more people where you place an oreo cookie between your butt cheeks and race but if you lose the race or drop your oreo you must eat it.

Tyler lost the chocolate cookie race but I think he enjoyed eating his cookie...

by ROCK_44_ December 17, 2015

Burnt Fortune Cookie

A three-some with an asian girl & 2 black guys.

Tyrone: Ey, I'm thinkin of smashin' that oriental bitch Lucy
Lamar: Damn lemme get at dat too
Tyrone: Let's make a burnt fortune cookie

by prettyflvcko November 21, 2012