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cock spank

An extremely dim-witted or outwardly asinine person.
Dude, that clown is a total cock spank!
by Callum Mako April 10, 2004
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elf cock

The elf cock is something RPing fangirls and gay fanboys crave. Rumour has it elven balls are inside the body, but that's not true. Elf cocks are said to be long and thin - the opposite of a chode (or Barrel Dick as some call it) but they're just like human shlongs.
sexyelfgirl459983: w00t elf cock!
by 2 camels in a tiny car November 1, 2010
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cock bend

when you're porking your girlfriend and she is riding you and then suddenly your cock slips out and she accidently bounces on it and bends it in half...painful
oh yes baby, ride my fucking cock...harder...oh fuck me, COCK BEND!!!!
by metzz October 7, 2003
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cock wrestling

The act of wrestling another male with one's genitalia. Generally, the larger the penis, the more leverage one gains over the opponent, enabling a swift victory.
Dude, we had the best cock wrestling tournament ever yesterday. Johnny totally destroyed us all with his 17 incher.
by MaulPerton August 23, 2008
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Norse Cock

Norse Cock are Norwegian penises decedents of the Vikings in the 13th century. It has been told that the viking we're pillaging and rapping many cultures during they're raids and exploring.. and thus has evolved the Norse Cock aka thors mighty sword, to be passed down for generations to come.

other definitions Huge White Long Very Thick and Muscular with a fat Meaty head
Catherine: *deep breathe* Wow.. thats as big as my leg..

ORMR: Or maybe your leg is as big as my Norse cock?

Catherine: ouch thats too far, its hitting my sternum
by blackgirls<3white dick June 1, 2010
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cock hand

The hand of choice (left or right) in which you primarily utilize in handling cocks (your own, others' etc.)
In the movie Phone Booth, Colin Farrell slaps a prostitute on the hand to which she exclaims: Bitch, you gone done wrecked my cock hand!
by BDT December 2, 2004
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Cock Off

Coigned by Bubba the Love Sponge: When two males that cannot settle an argument or dispute in any other civilized fashion resort to measuring their genitals to determine a winner. The standard form is to lay your junk on a table about yea high while your opponent does the same from the opposite side. The match is immediately forfeit if you attempt to touch your opponent while he is in this position.
Bubba and Ronny had an dispute that they couldn't settle. Bubba challenged Ronny to a cock off. When they measured their cocks, it was determined tht Bubba's cock was longer....He was then named the winner of the cock off and the argument. ...and there was much rejoicing
by lumberjim December 31, 2007
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