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by metzz October 7, 2003
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other definitions Huge White Long Very Thick and Muscular with a fat Meaty head
other definitions Huge White Long Very Thick and Muscular with a fat Meaty head
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by BDT December 2, 2004
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Bubba and Ronny had an dispute that they couldn't settle. Bubba challenged Ronny to a cock off. When they measured their cocks, it was determined tht Bubba's cock was longer....He was then named the winner of the cock off and the argument. ...and there was much rejoicing
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