An absolute beauty of a man, pulls all the ladies. He's the kinda guy people walk by in the halls and yell "oh shit he's the guy who finger banged my mom". Also an absolute unit when it comes to sports.
by Savdaddyblue September 24, 2018
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Girl 1: Hey, I’ve heard you haven’t been feeling the greatest since what had happened. Are..you okay?
Girl 2: Yeah... just stuck on island blue...
Girl 2: Yeah... just stuck on island blue...
by Papillon Papi May 26, 2018
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Steve: Hey Brad!! Do you have Blue Waffles?
Brad: Jerk!!!
Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.
Brad: Jerk!!!
Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.
by MyFriendHasAFootFetish July 17, 2019
Get the Blue Waffles mug.I experienced a case of blue balls when I was 14. At the time I thought I was so horny that my testes were telling me "Come on man, grab her and lay it down on her HARD!" However, it was easy to make me horny, and I wasn't all that outgoing, so I ended up feeling the hate of my unaccounted horniness.
This first happened when I was with my girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend) in school. I was turned on easily by her, even though she never did anything sexual, except for a few jokes here and there. However, a simple touch of the hand, or a poke to the side, made my soldier stand in full salute. And since I hadn't figured out what the difference between cum and precum were yet, I sat there in my chair during class, testes hurting like hell, and just waited for it to feel better. Which I came into a urinal later thankfully.
This first happened when I was with my girlfriend (now ex-girlfriend) in school. I was turned on easily by her, even though she never did anything sexual, except for a few jokes here and there. However, a simple touch of the hand, or a poke to the side, made my soldier stand in full salute. And since I hadn't figured out what the difference between cum and precum were yet, I sat there in my chair during class, testes hurting like hell, and just waited for it to feel better. Which I came into a urinal later thankfully.
by Fallen Emperor December 19, 2019
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- Delay in sexual advancement of a new relationship
- Above is preceded by discussion of serious topics such as marriage and children. Usually seen in the prodromal phase which may last up to 2 weeks.
- Cyanotic like appearance of the scrotum on physical examination
- Not otherwise attributable to an underlying medical condition.
- Delay in sexual advancement of a new relationship
- Above is preceded by discussion of serious topics such as marriage and children. Usually seen in the prodromal phase which may last up to 2 weeks.
- Cyanotic like appearance of the scrotum on physical examination
- Not otherwise attributable to an underlying medical condition.
He got serious with her way too quickly. Now he's got a pretty severe case of the blue dongdongbaos.
by Doeyyy April 22, 2019
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by Billy A and Mrs Wurthmann May 6, 2019
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