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Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.
"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"
by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023
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The Russian Bidet

The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.
Man, this chick I met last night was so freaky, she got me to give her “The Russian Bidet”.
by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023
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Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!
by poopprodigies May 22, 2023
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standin on bidness

to mind your bidness; keep bad shi out of ur life
"r u standin on bidness n ignoring ur ex"
"im forever standin on bidness"
by barb4life December 3, 2023
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The Shidn't Bicentennial

The 200th annual event of the sport where you keep your sphincter tight and your bowels full. A highly respected event attend by world leaders and celebrates every year. Only the best of the best are victorious. The question is- Can you hold it?
Are you coming to the Shidn't Bicentennial? the president is gonna be there!
by Bauer_K February 28, 2025
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