Da humorously-pleasant phrase dat you smilingly tell a cute lady when you offer one of her delectable-to-handle body-parts (hands, arms, legs, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc.) to a male companion who has accompanied you on your visit to said hot chick.
Performing da "I always share with my buddy" maneuver is a total "win-win" situation for everyone including da gal, since it means dat she will receive twice da soothing massages and/or loving touches dat she would have gotten if just you had been present to savor her warm softness.
by QuacksO August 7, 2021

by deezinyourmouth^_^ May 10, 2023

by Doglover667 May 15, 2018

Best friends who share the common goal to cease every opportunity to moon the general public together. They never moon alone, they only moon as a pair. They have either develop an interest in mooning together over the course of their friendship or they bonded over the passion to moon the unsuspecting citizens.
"My moon buddy, John, and I mooned the assembly last week. It was awesome!"
Person 1: Hey I only see you two moon together, are you guys moon buddies?
Person 2: Course we are, never have we mooned without each other!
Person 3: Yeah we physically cannot moon alone!
Person 1: K, cool.
Person 1: Hey I only see you two moon together, are you guys moon buddies?
Person 2: Course we are, never have we mooned without each other!
Person 3: Yeah we physically cannot moon alone!
Person 1: K, cool.
by jebthepleb March 10, 2015

by KnifeLover July 14, 2019

by anonymous April 25, 2025
