Internet Tapir

A person messing up everything when and after hanging around for days in the internet-

"Usually he is clean and has enough entropy in his life, but from
time to time he becomes a total internet tapir."
"How long are you in the Internet Tapir Mode, again? Your eyes are triangled, yet!"

by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 27, 2019

internet cash

Discretionary income (side income) used to pay for internet porn

I drive uber on the weekends just to earn some internet cash

by mongoslade223 March 13, 2019

Internet politician

The name given to someone who believes everything they read on the internet or social media and forms an opinion regardless of facts or knowledge.

Frank: liberals are trying to take my guns away.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.

by Huge hammer69 May 8, 2019

internet

the internet is a big truck

dude 1: Hey, have you checked out the internet?
dude 2: It's a big truck

by African Leader May 26, 2019

internet mindset

Internet Mindset is a term used to describe how eager people are to see rule34 or some kind of weird fetishes of a certain person or thing

Bro 1: ayo bruh you seen insert show, movie, anime here
Bro 2: yea bruh wish that there was some bondage porn of insert character here
Bro 1: bruh you have a fucking internet mindset dawg

by ThatOneGuyWhoWatchesAnime July 19, 2019

internet mercenaries

Internet mercenaries are purchased bots to support someone's own aims on the internet.

Internet mercenaries fight on the side of T-series against Pewdiepie in the war of Pewdiepie vs T-series.

by tshbg March 30, 2019

Internet roleplay

When a person makes up a story to act to using text or voice over the Internet.

The people taking part may have different roles in the play.

This roleplay could take place in any suitable game platform as long as it had a chat function. You see a lot of roleplay in ROBLOX games, for example.

e.g...
Before the roleplay: Actor 1: Let's do a internet roleplay.

Actor 1: James is playing on the field!
Actor 2: Don't worry - he does not deserve attention. He gets enough from his other friends.
Actor 1: Anyway, I am going to see him. I don't really care
Actor 2: Bye...
Actor 2: Guess I am left on my own. I made the wrong choice.

by danbdefin April 2, 2019