Wank arm

One arm is bigger than the other

Sarah said hey look at my wank arm it's so much bigger

by Well it's true December 20, 2022

Power Wank

The act of inserting the USB end of your phone charger into your penis to charge it...

Nathan's phone is dead so he's having a power wank!

by Jack Spank9049 December 26, 2022

T wank rage

Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry

That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.

by Laughs Along With Humans August 21, 2023

Swedish Crab Wank

When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

pull my wank

Jacking off

When I'm horny I go to my bedroom and pull my wank.

by Got Bent Last Night September 10, 2023

tab wank

Vigorously poking one's finger in, out and around the ear hole to loosen up wax or displace trapped water.

Look at that bloke over there, he's having a right good tab wank.

by Richb1 September 29, 2023