"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."
"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."
"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."
by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017
Get the Wanked-Blindmug. The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.
by vector's 12 inch schlong February 26, 2023
Get the The Wank That Stankmug. Someone who is an absolute wanker and a thot. They think they're the best at everything and don't care what any other people think.
by Whatta Meme May 31, 2018
Get the piss-wankmug. Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry
That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.
by Laughs Along With Humans August 21, 2023
Get the T wank ragemug. a wank montage consists of dick pics sent in rapid succession to show the process of a penis that is flaccid, to hard, to ejaculation
reuben: “my husband jack is such a dirty cunt, when he goes on work trips he’ll just send me pics of his from soft to cumsplosion and it’s getting old real quick”
yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”
yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”
by zestymcbetsy February 23, 2022
Get the wank montagemug. by diddly dingbat October 21, 2015
Get the mojo wankmug. When die-hard fans of a film or franchise create elaborate backstories for things that ultimately had no real purpose, such as greeblys used in production design elements
by Toodarnloud February 8, 2024
Get the Greebly-Wankmug.