turd furgeson

when a penis is lodged in a ass hole while the other person is takin a dump.

1.he gave me a TURD FUGESON.
2.TURD FEGOSON is my favorite sex move

by turd furgeson March 29, 2004

Trailer turd

Trailer Turd is an unpowered lump of excrement.

Some people are just plain trailer turds.

by Dolcetf October 8, 2012

turd pushups

Its when you fuckin, sit down flat on the ground, and you let your turd, lift you up, off the ground

He was so tall I had to do turd pushups just to see over him

by Jimmahh March 28, 2007

Turd Burglar

aka Modern "Playa's"

A Turd Burglar is the type of person that seems like they are always on the scam. The type of person just waiting for someone NOT to be paying attention so as to gain possession and/or credit for something that isn't theirs.

Turd Burglars are the type that lay claim to someone else's creative work for the purpose of claiming the credit to it's success.

You will never find a Turd Burglar around an idea that is failed. They are also the first to bail on something when it isn't looking like it might be a success.

Turd Burglars look for opportunity of that quick gain.

At anyones expense except theirs. Turd Burglars do NOT invest in anything. They "Burgle Turds."

If you have ever met a "Turd Burglar," you most certainly will know.

by David A. Archer October 9, 2005

Turd Burglar

A lame acquaintance that does things that grind your gears and one that you have nothing in common with.

Allen: "Did you see how Bob was picking up on that chick? He used a horrible pick up line."

Camron: "Yeah dude, she was hott, but hes such a Turd Burglar."

by ari ari im so sorry March 24, 2008

Rat Turd

Kip.

See also:
shit, poo, kal kalesh,

That rat just shit a kip!

by Derek December 13, 2003

turd burglar

one who burgles turds, usually hired by the irish mafia

that crazy turd burglar!

by Rorra McGee February 21, 2007