Fart Dust

The rank smell that erupts when someone sits in a chair you recently blasted into.

Dude, someone left some freakin fart dust in my chair!

by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007

Fart Butt

A female whos private areas most likely reek a unsanitary odor. A typical fart butt will recycle under garmets and hamper dive her clothing repeatedly. This type of female is typically unattractive and over weight. If the severity of the girls clenliness and appearence is to the utmost extreme they can be redifined and graduated to a poop butt.

Thats girls thong was plastered to her ass, what a fart butt.

by BiGMerK215 November 10, 2010

back fart

One of several potentially awkward sounds created by the body's interaction with air, this one the result of suction from when the lumbar curve of the back is pressed flat against a smooth surface and then lifted, making a loud fart-like sound. Back farts most often occur when having sex on linoleum or when shifting about in a tanning bed.

J: T and I were doing the grown-up in stealth mode on that big mahogany table in the conference room last night, and I pulled this massive back fart.

A: I hate when that happens. Were you embarrassed?

J: Yeah, but only because the janitor heard it and opened the door.

A: Zut! what did you do?

J: I told him to drop trou -- daisy chain!

by JohnnyAZ May 21, 2006

Fart Block

When at a social gathering and there is a guy hitting on a girl. Walk over next to them, fart, then walk away. The girl will think that the guy hitting on her farted, get grossed out and ditch him. Essentially cock-blocking via farting.

Friend 1 - "Haha dude that girl just completely rejected that guy trying to hit on her."
Friend 2 - "That's because I fart blocked him."

by Helen Keller homie November 2, 2009

Runners Fart

When the person running lets out a series of smelly and loud farts on every stride of the leg.

Everytime you put your foot forward you fart.

by Rdrnnr August 20, 2004

cake farts

What you get when you squat in to a cake backwards like a truck bumping a dock, and lower yourself into said cake...and fart.

Side effects of cake farts are risk of giant butthole and comical sounding farts. Ask your doctor.

You know what I like the most? Cake farts.

by RobFrunkis October 18, 2008

fart attack

n. Involuntary spasms of the colon and rectum resulting in uncontrollable flatulence.

Right as I was about to eat her pussy, she had a fart attack.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004