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Douche-talking.

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.
Dude, you blocked him five fucking months ago...are you still Douche-talking.
by MM132 May 8, 2022
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Buddy Tanking

Refilling bodily fluids directly from the body of another. Often semen or urine.
I was feeling empty until a homie came over and we did some buddy tanking. Now I'm swingin' full balls again.
by JC_2002 May 16, 2022
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Stop talking about Nintendo

Stop talking about Nintendo, we get it the 3ds eshop will close soon. I get it retro games were better. Just stop talking about Nintendo
by BeanzTheFarmer July 31, 2022
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Shit-Toking

Just had a 40 minute bathroom break because I was shit-toking
by Leozard September 4, 2022
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Indian Takin

I N D I A N T A K I N'

Definition(s):

GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING

as Noun:

(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.

as GangsTalk:

(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.

as Legal:

To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 - ANCHORING

||Subterfuge Required||

1. Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.

2. Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.

(Indirect Communication Comprehended by T.I.)

3. Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Indian Takin Attack Plan™
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Dude 1:
"Yo, I took that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."

Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then, walk?"

Dude 1:
"I Indian Takin it back and put it in the bathtub."

Dude 2: "He's gonna trip bro. Wish I could be a fly and that wall. Lol"

Dude 3: *chuckles* "That fly is a "WiFi/Bluetooth/Lowjack/Mic/HiFi/Directional Speaker/Projection Light/HD Lens" drone and I can see him right now. He's outta the tub now, (clears throat), .. in a 'Hot Towel Wrap' and Truman is singing into the blowdryer… to the scooters whatnot."
by Gossips With Wind December 22, 2022
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frih taing youe

FRIH TAING YOUE.
by MELIDDASBEHEFREHEEE December 22, 2022
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frih taing youe

FRIH TAING YOUE
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