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The Time Traveler's Wife 

One of the best books you will ever read. Also, is a movie coming out August 14, 2009 with Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana. The story is by Audrey Niffenegger and follows Henry as he time travels uncontrollably due to a genetic disorder called Chrono Displacement. He leaves everything but his body behind. He visits big events in his life, most importantly, he visits the love of his life Clare, through all years of her life. A great read.
From The Time Traveler's Wife:
Clare: It's hard being left behind. I wait for Henry, not knowing where he is, wondering if he's okay. It's hard to be the one who stays.

I keep myself busy. Time goes faster that way.
I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

Henry: I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.
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Rusty Time Machine

When you have anal sex with a old woman and her asshole is tight like a teenager's twat
The bitch had a wizard's sleeve so I took a ride in her rusty time machine.

bitch time 

the time spent working on aquiring or getting with bitches.
Dude i need to get more bitch time this weekend. Work is killing my game.
bitch time by oldgreg44 July 11, 2011

Mitch Time 

Being so consistently late that you create your own timezone.
If you're already late.. Take your time.. You can't be late twice.
Why is he so late? Because it's Mitch Time.
Mitch Time by AcBrittany17 January 31, 2017

midget fucking time 

Time to head to the bar for excessive drinking.
Dude, It's midget fucking time!

Epic Meal Time 

What MEN/Canadians call cooking.
He is manly enough to attempt to cook like epic meal time
Epic Meal Time by APU and the STOOGE November 16, 2011

Fogerty Time

The act in which a band member is allowed to jam for an extended period of time while the rest of the band is left to play the same thing for the entire duration of the Fogerty Time. Sometimes this period could last for several minutes or even an entire song so long as the remaining band members play similar parts for most of the song. Fogerty time can include any instrument including: guitar, harmonica, saxophone, piano, and vocals.

The Fogerty Look can also be used if the other band members are not cooperating.
CCR - Keep on Chooglin': includes full on Fogerty Time. The bass plays the same note almost the whole song.

CCR - Heard It Through The Grapevine: includes an extended Fogerty Time at the end that comprises of most of the song.
Fogerty Time by Kaptnsassypants December 1, 2009