mike peters

tall, slanging some heat, bucket

whos mike peters?

he tall, slanging some heat, literally a walking bucket

by dickpuddle42069 March 17, 2020

Hey Peter

Are you gonna finish that Sandwich

"Hey Peter? Are you gonna finish that Sandwich

by ThatOnePyschoGuy March 11, 2023

puff the Peter

That act that makes one a Peter puffer.

Stefan is a Peter puffer; he loves to puff the Peter.

by Chad Zelenskyy October 22, 2023

peter parker gf

martina is peter parker gf. the one and only peter parker gf, peter 1? martina bf, peter 2?, martina bf, peter 3? martina bf.

omg have you seen martina, peter parker gf?

by itslele May 13, 2022

Peter

Extra chunky extra thicc. Will throw hands with anyone

Oh Shit, it’s Peter, he finna rape us

by Not Your Mom’s Cooking April 18, 2019

Peter Shao

An absolute unit of an alpha male who perfects everything he does. He prohibits his children from playing video games and sells houses for a living.

Damn that guy is smart, he must be a Peter Shao!

by minermatics October 15, 2020

Peter

The type of guy who makes the first move, only to leave you hanging, constantly making you question whether you're actually together or just caught in his confusing game. He’s the average white guy with decent humor and a decent personality—nothing too remarkable, but he definitely needs someone who can match his energy. Peter has that lowkey "gay" vibe but is still cute and nice enough to make you think twice. He’s sweet, and in fact, he was probably your first for a lot of things—like the first person to ever give you flowers, which, honestly, was so cute. He gets along with your family like he's already part of it, which can be endearing. But here’s the catch: he’s an expert at acting, and not in the good way. Under all the charm, he’s still hung up on his past relationship, and you’ll realize that he's not quite over it, even if he tries to play it cool. He's sweet, but when he's desperate or confused, he can get a little mean and defensive, claiming it’s just him being nervous and nonchalant. All of this makes you think, "I like you back, Peter," but let’s be real, your constant simping over a girl group? Huge ick. It’s a turn-off that’s hard to ignore.

Honestly, Peter’s got me so confused. He’ll be all sweet, giving me flowers, but then I catch him posting those cryptic Instagram notes about his ex. Like, dude, just admit you're not over it already. And don't even get me started on his gyatt—how does a guy with a butt like that leave me hanging?

by Maufel February 19, 2025