1-2 business days

The amount of days every online retailer tells you to wait. It turns out one business day is about four regular days. Who would've thunk it?

Randy: "How come my order is still processing?"
Company: "Wait 1-2 business days."
*Shipped 8 days later*

by tastyresort July 16, 2019

david fanfiction part 1

It was the first day of school and David was not happy but his mom was like "go to fucking school david or I will beat you" so he did he was thinking about his friends at old school he said to his self "i will become king of school and if any and I mean any one i will kill them" all the people look at him and he looked back but David did not see the cop running at him he look back and run as fast as could. He run in to a ally way wich went to the hood wich his was there. It was a shady place then some kids jump him they where black David did not like black people he said "you fucking niggers go back to your home land" they said" diss nigga dont like nigga lets kill him" the cops got the other kids off David. a other kid came up to David and said "the name is Eldon dont worry about the school gane" David said " my name is David nice to meet you " David wanted to kill the kids who jumped him david said to Eldon about his plan to kill the the kid to that jumped him. Eldon said to David that he like to kill cats in his free time that he has been wanting been wanting to kill the school gane too so David joined Eldon"s gane the bell rings David finds what class he is in david is in the 8th grade this year. David was in the same classroom as the the school gane but he got eldon in there to school was boring he went home at 3:15. on the walk home David look at the a kid it was from the gane David got a rock and

the end of part 1

you are a david fanfiction part 1

by willin1234 YT January 17, 2018

1:43 am/pm

The time of 1:43 am/pm can function the same way as 11:11, you can make a wish at this time, or tell your significant other that you love them. 143 has more meaning than 1111. It means "I Love You" ( I being one letter, Love being four letters, and You being three letters.) It can also be a time to think of your significant other, or make a wish that they will want you.

Andie: Its 1:43 am/pm
Skyler: Make a wish, I love you!

by unquatretrois April 15, 2011

2 in the drink 1 in the stink

Taking to down 2 loads down the gullet while getting 1 up the rear.

Tim is a beast! He had 2 in the drink 1 in the stink and was looking for more.....

by Bobba43074 April 10, 2020

AB dog number 1

Usually to describes an adopted dog, working at an enormous dog center, in a location in somewhere east of the world. The normal work routine of these kind is annoy annoy and annoy only. The characteristics are 0 education, 0 knowledge, brain easy four limbs developed.

Btw ab dog number 1 is also the best helper in bark bark team, follow by head master ground fairy 166.

AB dog number 1: there are only 30 minutes till 7:00 am, time to go. After this speech he pasts.

by Sharpen March 27, 2023

Rape me 1-10

Rape me 1-10 is an image based meme that is commonly reposted in "Goofy Ahh" communities and videos. The original video most likely from tiktok, features a black kid with his tongue out with the caption "Rape me 1-10", Rate being the obvious misspelling.

Though some people use it as a joke.

Friend 1: Hey do you like my fit? Rape me 1-10
Friend 2: 7.5
Friend 1: I meant rate me 1-10
Friend 2: 8

by q1z September 27, 2022

2 apples 1 dog

Yum

You mother fucker 2 apples 1 dog

by Sendmementalhelp October 15, 2019