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Gamer Shower

Going into a shower, getting out then heading straight for the computer.
Guy1: Yeah dude I took a Gamer Shower but still lost my comp game
Guy2: Damn, should've brought your gamer towel with you
by JapanNeverMissed January 18, 2022
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Based Shower

The act of only getting your hair wet in the shower, spraying some of Justin’s cologne and then hitting the bars.
Yo bros I just took a based shower, we ready to go to McCoy’s?
by San Jamar August 7, 2022
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Wonder Woman Shower

A shower you take super fast where you run into the bathroom, then you start spinning round and round in the middle of the bathroom floor, shedding your clothes in all directions as fast as you can. Then you jump into the shower where you start spinning round and round under the water getting clean as fast as possible. Then you jump out of the shower and dry off as fast as possible in the middle of the bathroom floor, and at the same time you are spinning round and round trying to get your feet dried on the floor mat by repeatedly wiping your feet onto the mat as you are spinning. Then you run into the bedroom and grab the new clean outfit you have picked out, and spin round and round getting it all onto your body as fast as possible.

The name is a direct allusion to a gimmick from the old 1970s "Wonder Woman" TV show starring Lynda Carter where the character of Diana Prince (the alias of Wonder Woman) would find a private place to spin around like a top, and then her regular clothes would get magically replaced by her Wonder Woman costume.

The term was coined in the early 2020s by a YouTube diet guru named Doctor Annette Bosworth, MD (aka Dr. Boz). She says she is very busy running four businesses, so she is often forced to take what she calls a "Wonder Woman shower" most days of the week, and then she explained what such a shower entails.
USE IN A SENTENCE: I had only 20 minutes to get to work, so I ran home and took a Wonder Woman shower, spinning around all over the place tearing my clothes off, spinning under the water, and then running around my room getting dressed in a whirlwind.
by Innocent Byproduct November 3, 2023
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Gold shower

When a fat black women pisses on u with consent
by YeNAAAAA October 11, 2023
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Sad panda shower

A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.
I was up all night throwing up and only a sad panda shower made me feel better.
by Fakakda November 1, 2018
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Shower rants

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.
Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.
by Mr. incredible 12 February 17, 2020
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Digital Shower

Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.
Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops
by JKJSEW February 25, 2011
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