by Wervevrtb February 14, 2012

A word so ear wrenchingly annoying that every time I hear it I either want to stab my eardrums out with a rusty screwdriver or rip their fucking voice box out so they can't say the "S**g" word anymore.
Douchebag: Hey d00d I got teh SWAG bitch! You ain't got no SWAG like me cuz I'm the SWAGmaster level 9001 mothafucka!
Me: Shut up douchebag.
Douchebag: YOLO bitch, I got teh SWAG and I know how to use mah SWAG bitch!
Me: *Proceeds to reach down the douchebag's throat and rip their voice box out.
Ah, now that he can't talk, the world is benefitting already.
Me: Shut up douchebag.
Douchebag: YOLO bitch, I got teh SWAG and I know how to use mah SWAG bitch!
Me: *Proceeds to reach down the douchebag's throat and rip their voice box out.
Ah, now that he can't talk, the world is benefitting already.
by Cazaam September 25, 2014

by OrpheusWalruses November 22, 2016

Bella is too swag
by Jellas zoo inc September 3, 2021

SWAG is an acronym representing the words Scientific Wild-Assed Guess. This is a variant of the term Wild-Assed Guess, where "scientific" implies there is some reasonable basis for the guess. SWAG can also be used as a verb to represent the act of making a scientific wild guess.
by thatsupergreatdaveguy November 14, 2017

this stands for secretly we are gay ๐ฅต๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐ฉ โค๏ธ ๐ฉ๐ฉ โค๏ธ ๐ ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ง๐ญ๐ผ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ง๐๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐ญ๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐๐ฅถ๐ฅถโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ง๐ฉ ๐ฉ ๐ง๐
๐ญ๐๐ญ๐๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐ณ๏ธ ๐๐
by ed sheeran dyslexic butthole April 6, 2021

Swag is a word that means cool, it was made up by gen z and is commonly used by swag people
including me
including me
by sheeshmkaneesh July 2, 2021
