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Camp Rock 

One of Disney's worst movies ever for 5 specific reasons:

1. A overly predictable and cliched plot taking too much from High School Musical.

2. Cliched stereotypes like the blonde diva, the burnette outsider, and the cute but cocky pop star who is spoiled but changes.

3. No real rock music (there's is a universal form of Rock music that just guitar solos and how loud it is.) but bubblegum pop and lip-synching and worst of all, no instrument playing.

4. The great way to mask the realities of rock music (mostly sex and drugs, but that generic) to make sure their target audience are safe using the Jonas Brothers and unoriginal stars.

5. Disney has finally losing its originality and growing on greed and plot formulas from their past shows and movies.

If you want to see a real rock and roll movie see "Rock & Rule" or better yet "Almost Famous". Avoid it like the plague. Don't fall into the band wagon.
Realistic Boy: What's your favorite rock movie?
Stereotypical Girl: Camp Rock. What's yours?
Realistic Boy: Rock & Rule and Almost Famous.
Stereotypical Girl: WTF?!
Camp Rock by Tarrank February 20, 2010
Related Words

classic rock 

A collection of hits from various genres and bands from the 60s, 70s and 80s, generally played on classic rock stations. It is a distinctly American phenomenon (that is, other countries do not have classic rock stations per say) and generally features North American and British/Irish bands.
Pink Floyd's album, "Dark Side of the Moon," is part of the classic rock canon. Their earlier albums, such as "Meddle," are not.

Prog Rock 

A word abbreviated from Progressively Hard-as-a-Rock, which also is loosely translates to Progressive Rock. This genre of music, as well as bands dedicated to it, is known for its tendency to give listeners the most intense orgasms known to humankind. Musicians who play prog are thought to be Trans-dimensional Gods from another world, who have a zenith of skill higher than any other being in existence, whether it be of imagination or reality.
Some are examples of Prog Rock are as follows: Rush, the unearthly projective illusion of raw musical skill; Dream Theater, the offspring of Rush, whom are considered above all others in complexity; Pink Floyd, the acid trip you'll never forget, complete with the only side effects being longer and more intense orgasms; Porcupine Tree, the ominous shadow of pure musical pleasure. Please remember these four super-organism colonies are an obscenely minuscule fraction of the entire entity that is the Progressive Realm.
Prog Rock by Progmanimal May 14, 2011

nipple rock 

a lump you get in your nipple from going through puberty only boys get this hellish rock in their nipple and it kills when you get tity twistered.
damn homie dont be touchin up on these nips. i gots me a nipple rock biatch
nipple rock by AK-47 biatch August 21, 2006

Strip Rock, Paper, Scissors 

We played a quick game of strip rock, paper, scissors, and before we knew it, we were completely nekkid.

Camp Rock 

Proof that Disney needs to feed on children's souls to survive.
Watch Camp Rock for your soul
Camp Rock by Ikin October 20, 2008