ringxiety

pronounced ring-zy-uh-tee
When you think you hear your phone ringing or feel it vibrating, when its really not.
May be caused by anticipating an important phone call.
Comes from the words ringing + anxiety

I could have sworn I felt my phone vibrating, I guess I have ringxiety

by Patrick F... October 12, 2008

Ringing in the New Year

This one is great because it works for both same sex and cross gender relationships. Ringing in the New Year refers to when two lovers, upon getting married, decide in lieu of wedding bands to simultaneously insert a finger into each others' rectum.

The newlyweds celebrated their marriage by Ringing in the New Year together.

by nasty dan December 31, 2009

ringosexual

To be sexually attracted to a very sexy Ringo Starr.

bob:Did she just say she wanted to rape Ringo?
bill: Yeah she is Ringosexual.

by nancy shears October 9, 2008

ringle

A combination of "ringing" and "strangling" someone or something with a large amount of pressure.

Tilo says : I hate roosters in the morning, i'm gonna ringle them all! and eat them for dinner.

Wakkawakkawakka - Holy shit! poor roosters!

by Yoelakazam & Wiggazard May 11, 2008

Ringmaster

To just not giving a flying f***

Someone who just doesn't care about anything

1)
Coach: You guys think you don't give a f***? Come see me in 1998! I was the ringmaster of not giving a f***!

2)
Teacher: You know what, I don't care. I'll just bang out the detentions. You think it's funny? I'll hit you with one from over here. It'll reach.

Jimmy: Wow, what a ringmaster.

3)
I have so much homework but I'm just too much of a ringmaster to do it.

by floydfan February 12, 2009

Bored of the Rings

What happens to you after watching a certain movie trilogy one too many times.

Sir Ian can blow it out his ass. I am now Bored of the Rings.

by scut monkey August 11, 2009

ringer

(pseudoploximolarogen) the street name of a highly potent and exotic hallucinogen that is normally ingested with the mouth or some other orifice. Normally found in a rare mushroom harvested from various South American rainforests.

Dude, are you on ringer right now?

by Totesonringer101 July 22, 2010