sweet potato balls 

An expression to show shock or amazment. Such as holy hell.

Sweet potato balls! I haven't seen him in years!!!

sweet potato balls by Muhahahanafawnabanana September 22, 2005

furry potato 

a potto that has cat ears

hey furry potato hey furry potato

furry potato by FURRY POTATO ENTENSIFIES May 28, 2021

Nigger potato 

A very black potato that has 88% autism and 22% down syndrome and the only word the potato can say is ¨Potato Nigger

Hey look at my Nigger potato doing a triple backflip!

Nigger potato by isfrd December 13, 2022

The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory 

The theory that people prefer the method in which their mom made tuna and potato salad over all other methods.

"I bought potato salad from the deli, but it's not like Mom used to make!" It just goes to show that The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory is true.

The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory by wiggy_G November 14, 2009

Mr. Potato Charming 

A mythical hybrid man that is a cross between Prince Charming and Mr. Potato Head. Women want the prince charming that is 100% perfect, but then also need a man that will be able to change to suit their whims at any given moment.

Quote by Chris Rock -

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."

"She is looking for Mr. Potato Charming"

Mr. Potato Charming by Sundevilsoul April 10, 2010

mashed potato 

When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.

Man, last night I mashed potatoed your mom and I couldn't get it back out!

mashed potato by IllestStreetBrawla November 25, 2006

california potato chip 

a potato chip made in california

california potato chip by Blah October 30, 2003