balk-off

A game-ending illegal move by a pitcher in a tie game, last inning, home team at the plate and a runner on 3rd.

The Mets suck

They really suck - their pitcher just balked

Braves win! Braves Win!

It's a Balk-off!

by Coreyml June 16, 2011

blog off

1. Move away from blogging
2. To delete one's blog post or entry

1. It's my blog off tomorrow so don't wait for a new post.
2. The boss wanted to sell his product online but later blogged off.

by timlight January 29, 2010

croc-offs

A type of plastic/rubber shoe, made to look like crocs. People who wear real crocs can actually tell the difference, and think that croc-offs are totally lame.

croc-lover 1: dude, look at that guy's shoes. are those croc-offs really obvious or what?
croc-lover 2: oh man, those tie-dyed pieces of shit don't even look like crocs; they just look dumb.


why would you ever wear croc-offs? if you want to wear rubber shoes, go for the real deal.

by mowgli27 August 6, 2008

sleep-off

Masturbating for the sole purpose of falling asleep. Used when you have to get a good night's sleep but you're not tired.

Guy 1: Dude I have to go to a job interview tommorrow morning, we shouldn't have chugged all those Red Bulls.

Guy 2: Don't worry. I brought a Playboy, just go sleep-off in the bathroom. You'll be drowzy in no time.

Guy 1: Thanks man.

by naylordude June 16, 2009

fuck off

it means someone doesn't like you

"oi Marge fuck off"

by hehe I like avocados December 10, 2018

jerk off

1) Your mother's only redeeming value.
2) What I do every fuckin' day 'cause I'm a sad, pathetic loser.
3) You.

1) Gee, Mrs. Smith, thanks for jerking me off!
2) Damn, that girl is hot. I can't wait until I get home to jerk off.
3) Dude, you jerk off! Get off of my nuts!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

cheese-off

When a guy masturbates with cheese-wiz. Or any other cheese product.

James Etherton prefers to cheese-off after a good fuck in the ass.


-Look up James Etherton for further explanation

by Rachel Ewald April 8, 2004